Can I keep selling sex for money officer?

May 22, 2010

… In case you wanted to know a good way to remember the Kreb cycle (Citrate, Isocitrate, alpha-Ketoglutarate, succinyl CoA, Succinate, Fumarate, Malate, Oxaloacetate).

If there’s any good reason for med school, it’s to collect phrases like “S2,3, & 4 keep the penis off the floor. But S5 keeps the marriage alive” (Sacral nerves); or “I Get Laid on Fridays” (Sciatic plexus nerves); and “Alcoholics Anonymous Can Have Pretty Good Meetings Sunday, Tuesday, Saturday” (Autosomal recessive disease – that one made up by yours truly).

Once I went to a Rosh Hashana lunch at a rabbi’s house. He had a hyperactive 5 year old son who recited every thing he knew about something (dinosaurs?), including an acronym his teacher taught him. The rabbi said, “Roz, you must have a lot of mneumonics that you learned in med school.” I looked at the son, who was about to sing us a song about an alligator. “Nope,” and shoved my fork in my mouth.

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One Response to “Can I keep selling sex for money officer?”

  1. Claire Says:

    wasn’t it at that same dinner that a male guest asked the host if either one of us were single? speaking of sex 4 $, it kind of reminded me of way back when some guy might point out two women and say “I’ve got 5 camels, can that buy me either of those two (or both?)”

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