Thoughts while on call

March 9, 2011

* How many times do I need to say, “hey, sorry, you’ve got something right here” before someone tells me it’s Ash Wednesday?

* Why don’t Jews have a holiday where they put shmutz on their foreheads?

* Shmutz Thursday…

* If I start a cool blog about gynecology (think hipster-feminist-manifesto- meets-sex-column-meets-science-writing-meets-this-blog) and I called it Lip Service, would anyone read it?

* Cake in a cup is cool, so why isn’t pie in a cup cool too?

*CupPies are the traditional dessert of Shmutz Thursday, FYI

* I got a manicure. the polish is purple and glittered. If Kesha and a grape hooked up and had a baby, it would look like my thumbnail.

 

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3 Responses to “Thoughts while on call”

  1. Heleen Says:

    Shmutz Thursday, I’m in!!!!

  2. haterrant Says:

    i dont know if i ever told you this, but one year i was particularly burned out from finals on Ash Wednesday and thought all the marked foreheads were a sign of the Second Coming. It was a weird day.

  3. Lindsay Says:

    Lip Service would be fantastic. You’ve always been my source for vagina knowledge. It would be nice to have it all in one place.

    PS if you haven’t read The V Book, you should!

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