Yesterday’s Score: Birth 6, Death 1

April 12, 2011

Hello from the Red Horse cafe. After a night of helping pregnant women become unpregnant I am at the best cafe on 6th ave and 12th street “studying”. Meaning, I’ve been chatting with the 2 year old sitting next to me. She likes my jacket. This is the youngest compliment I’ve ever gotten.

Here is the score from last night: 1 C section (twin girls), 4 vaginal births (all singles, 3 boys, 1 girl). The moms came from China, Mexico, Israel, Brooklyn, and Manhattan, all to give birth in Boro Park.

Finally, a quick death announcement. My iPhone has committed suicide. He jumped out of my hand without warning this afternoon, fell four feet, and died on the floor of the hospital at 2:05 pm. ish. I really can’t say for sure, since it was my also clock. The phone is survived by me, a sim card, and an AT&T plan. Thank you in advance for your condolences.


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